Sex Toys - what are they?

I know, right now everyone is saying "duh."

But in the realm of human sexuality, sex toys can be anything to almost anyone.

When someone says sex toy whats the first thing that comes to mind?

A bullet vibrator, a dildo, an inflatable doll, maybe a cucumber or bubble wrap?

That's right almost anything can be a sex toy with a little imagination.

How many have seen a video where the actress has been in the shower or bath and used the faucet or shower massage for sexual relief?

Likewise in a '70s film entitled "Portnoy's Complaint." The main character explains to his therapist about his sexual neurosis. While in session he explains that while seeking sexual gratification at one point he achieved carnal knowledge with a pot roast. "That's right doc, I fucked my dinner."

Presumed sexual aids have been found in South America pre-Colombian artifacts, through out Asian and African art.

So you see, although we keep coming up with new and better imitations the ideas have been around for a long time. So relax have fun and try something new!!

So you're a sex expert?

• There are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day.
  
• The sperm count of an average American male compared to thirty years ago is down thirty percent.
  
• An adult esophagus can range from 10 to 14 inches in length and is one inch in diameter.
  
• Men sweat more than women. This is because women can better regulate the amount of water they lose.
  
• The average amount of time spent kissing for a person in a lifetime is 20,160 minutes.
  
• The average adult has approximately six pounds of skin.
  
• Infants spend more time dreaming than adults do.
  
• In one day, adult lungs move about 10,000 liters of air.
  
• The condom made originally of linen was invented in the early 1500's. Casanova, the womanizer, used linen condoms.
  
• Sex burns about 70-120 calories for a 130 pound woman, and 77 to 155 calories for a 170 pound man every hour.A kiss for one minute can burn 26.
  
• Impotence is grounds for divorce in 26 U.S. states.
  
• There are approximately 45 billion fat cells in an average adult.
  
• Kissing can aid in reducing tooth decay. This is because the extra saliva helps in keeping the mouth clean.
  
• During the female orgasm, endorphines are released, which are powerful painkillers. So headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.
  
• During World War II, condoms were used to cover rifle barrels from being damaged by salt water as the soldiers swam to shore.

• According to psychologists, the shoe and the foot are the most common sources of sexual fetishism in Western society.
  

So much for privacy

For those of you who have ordered from our website we have made a promise of keeping everything private. We don't store any information on the website, nor do we share any information with any other company.

We do this for a number of reasons mostly for your privacy and protection. We also do this so that our "friends" can order freely without that "icky" awkward feeling. And yet I am continually emailed questions regarding products.

Now don't misunderstand I am completely willing to share any information with any customer at anytime. If you truly are bewildered by an item on the site please ask about it. I am at your disposal for any questions I can answer. But please don't be surprised if I end up with some of your information.

My other thought on this are please, please, please, if you truly do not know don't know what a product is used for ask before you order. I will do my best to provide information in a tactful and respectful manner. I would much rather do this than have you purchase something that you are going to be unhappy with. So keep those emails coming, because every now and then I learn something too.